1 00:00:02,068 --> 00:00:07,370 - Bedside Babes? - Page 46- Babe of the Month 2 00:00:07,474 --> 00:00:11,001 Mind telling us what Laura Holt, private investigator, is doing in a publication of that sort? 3 00:00:11,111 --> 00:00:14,672 Secretaries- I'm talking teachers- taking Playmate-style pictures. 4 00:00:14,781 --> 00:00:18,239 These women actually pay you to photograph them in the nude? 5 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:21,752 - Is there something you're not telling me? - Whatever gave you that idea? 6 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,846 Is there something you're not telling me? 7 00:00:23,957 --> 00:00:26,721 The F.B.I. came to our office and you didn't tell me? You- 8 00:00:26,826 --> 00:00:28,418 - "Sly devil"? - Pervert! 9 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:31,929 Your picture appears in a porno magazine, and I'm the pervert? 10 00:02:44,697 --> 00:02:46,597 - Colby. - Rhodes. - Krebs. 11 00:02:46,699 --> 00:02:48,564 - F.B.I. - Steele? 12 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:51,193 Inside. Coffee? 13 00:02:51,304 --> 00:02:53,204 - Tea. - Cream? - Sugar. 14 00:02:53,306 --> 00:02:55,206 - Lumps? - Two. 15 00:03:05,485 --> 00:03:08,181 - Colby. - Rhodes. - F.B.I. 16 00:03:19,232 --> 00:03:21,132 Bedside Babes? 17 00:03:21,234 --> 00:03:24,203 Page 46- Babe of the Month. 18 00:03:27,407 --> 00:03:29,307 Good Lord. 19 00:03:29,409 --> 00:03:31,900 You know her then? 20 00:03:32,011 --> 00:03:33,911 Obviously not as well as I thought. 21 00:03:34,013 --> 00:03:35,947 Mind telling us what Laura Holt, private investigator... 22 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:37,949 is doing in a publication of that sort? 23 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:39,951 Uh- 24 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:42,419 Well, obviously she's, uh- She- 25 00:03:42,522 --> 00:03:45,821 - She's on a case. - Undercover. 26 00:03:45,925 --> 00:03:48,621 The photographer is Douglas Veenhof. 27 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:51,856 - Ring a bell? - Uh- 28 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:54,263 Uh, yes. Yes, Veenhof. 29 00:03:54,367 --> 00:03:56,358 The Veenhof matter, yes. 30 00:03:56,469 --> 00:03:59,632 A sleazy job, but someone had to do it. 31 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:01,639 You're aware then that Veenhof is wanted... 32 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:03,675 for interstate trafficking in pornographic materials? 33 00:04:03,776 --> 00:04:06,370 - Shocking, isn't it? - According to his appointment book... 34 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:08,913 Laura Holt was the last person to see him. 35 00:04:09,015 --> 00:04:11,779 - She might know where he is. - Well, I assure you, gentlemen... 36 00:04:11,884 --> 00:04:13,784 as soon as Miss Holt gets in... 37 00:04:13,886 --> 00:04:15,786 you shall be the first ones to know. 38 00:04:15,888 --> 00:04:17,788 The Remington Steele Agency prides itself... 39 00:04:17,890 --> 00:04:19,790 on its cooperation with the authorities. 40 00:04:19,892 --> 00:04:23,350 Suppose we have a look at your files then? In the spirit of cooperation. 41 00:04:23,463 --> 00:04:26,091 Oh, yes. Mildred, look into that, will you please? 42 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:29,657 As long as they have a warrant. 43 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:31,828 I'm sure you can make an exception this one time. 44 00:04:33,339 --> 00:04:35,432 Oh, listen, pal- 45 00:04:35,541 --> 00:04:37,600 How long do you think we'd stay in business... 46 00:04:37,710 --> 00:04:40,508 if we opened our files to every clown who came by flashing a badge? 47 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:44,014 I could walk out that door and be back here with a court order in 30 minutes. 48 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:46,017 I could close you down in a day. 49 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:49,577 Don't threaten us with this bureaucratic beeswax, buster. 50 00:04:49,689 --> 00:04:53,022 I didn't spend six years with the I.R.S. fraud squad for nothing. 51 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,026 Uh, excuse me, gentlemen. 52 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,619 Just a moment, will you please? Miss Krebs. 53 00:05:02,068 --> 00:05:05,970 Mildred, this is not a criticism, but what the hell are you doing? 54 00:05:06,072 --> 00:05:08,006 Clients' files are privileged information. 55 00:05:08,107 --> 00:05:10,007 Oh, but the F.B.I., Mildred. You remember London? 56 00:05:10,109 --> 00:05:12,236 You do remember London. Five passports, deportation- 57 00:05:12,345 --> 00:05:15,872 - Once the begin excavating my past- - Relax, chief. 58 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:19,543 Noncooperation between agencies is the backbone of bureaucracy. 59 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:22,212 By the time Colby and Rhodes get back here with a warrant... 60 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,483 you'll be six feet under. 61 00:05:24,590 --> 00:05:26,717 Let's just hope it's not an early grave, Mildred. 62 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:29,761 Uh- Okay. In we go. 63 00:05:30,963 --> 00:05:32,863 All right- 64 00:05:32,965 --> 00:05:35,160 You better start carving that tombstone right away, Mildred. 65 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:37,759 - Also, give me the file on the Veenhof case. - There isn't one. 66 00:05:37,870 --> 00:05:39,838 - What do you mean there isn't one? - That's what I mean. 67 00:05:39,939 --> 00:05:42,066 We don't have a client called Veenhof. 68 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,075 Oh, God. 69 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,077 411. 70 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,306 All right. You mean- Uh- 71 00:05:48,414 --> 00:05:51,247 - Yes, could you get me the listing for, uh- - Veenhof. 72 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,319 Veenhof Photography. 73 00:07:10,730 --> 00:07:12,630 Oh, hi. 74 00:07:14,801 --> 00:07:16,962 Sorry. I had a table that wouldn't clear... 75 00:07:17,069 --> 00:07:19,094 and my boss wouldn't let me go. 76 00:07:19,205 --> 00:07:21,105 I'm not too late, am I? 77 00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:25,702 I'm afraid you, uh, have the wrong person here. 78 00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:29,179 I mean, I'm here now. Might as well do what we can, don't you think? 79 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,773 - Uh, Miss, Miss- - I have to admit, I'm a little nervous. 80 00:07:31,884 --> 00:07:33,852 I never did this sort of thing before. 81 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:37,150 Uh, I'm a little new at this myself. 82 00:07:37,256 --> 00:07:40,054 - Oh. - Tell me, uh, Jackie. 83 00:07:40,159 --> 00:07:43,060 - Yeah. - Now, exactly, uh... 84 00:07:43,162 --> 00:07:45,756 what kind of photographs did you have in mind? 85 00:07:45,865 --> 00:07:47,799 I was sort of hoping you could do for me... 86 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:49,834 - what you did for Betsy Bloomquist- - Uh-huh. 87 00:07:49,936 --> 00:07:53,394 Only no leather. Satin's more my style, don't you think? 88 00:07:53,506 --> 00:07:56,566 Oh. Oh, absolutely. There's really no question about it. 89 00:07:56,676 --> 00:08:01,579 Now, uh, did I happen to mention what I'd do with the photographs? 90 00:08:01,681 --> 00:08:04,013 Well, you're not gonna do anything with them, I hope. 91 00:08:04,116 --> 00:08:06,516 I wanna give them to Mikey for a wedding present. 92 00:08:06,619 --> 00:08:08,917 That'll surprise him. Don't you think? 93 00:08:09,021 --> 00:08:10,921 Not too much, I hope. 94 00:08:11,023 --> 00:08:14,515 If you got a dressing room, I'll slip into something a little more- 95 00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:17,391 Oh, say no more. Say no more. Right through here. 96 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:20,193 Okay, Jackie? Take your time. Take it, uh- 97 00:08:20,299 --> 00:08:22,267 Just... 98 00:08:22,368 --> 00:08:24,359 breathe, okay? 99 00:08:24,470 --> 00:08:27,268 All right, don't worry now. Don't worry. 100 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,408 Veenhof! 101 00:08:35,147 --> 00:08:38,048 Now, if you're not gonna be a human being about this, fine. 102 00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:41,449 Maybe I can knock some sense into that Neanderthal skull of yours, Veenhof. 103 00:08:41,554 --> 00:08:43,454 Hey! Hey! Okay. 104 00:08:43,556 --> 00:08:45,456 Now hand over those files. 105 00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:47,958 I- I'm not Veenhof. 106 00:08:49,562 --> 00:08:52,963 - For the last time, give me those files! - I'm not Veenhof. 107 00:08:53,065 --> 00:08:56,262 Where do you want me, Mr. Veenhof? 108 00:08:57,403 --> 00:08:59,428 Hey, come on, you guys. This is my hour. 109 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,789 Smile. 110 00:09:25,464 --> 00:09:27,989 - Remington Steele Investigations. - Laura Holt? 111 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:30,466 I'm sorry, she's not in right now. May I take a message? 112 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:33,004 Tell her Veenhof called. 113 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,778 - Does Miss Holt know where you are? - Sometimes I wonder. 114 00:09:41,881 --> 00:09:44,315 Look, I gotta move. I'm getting stir crazy here. 115 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:48,410 No, uh-uh. You're gonna stay right where you are until I can reach Miss Holt. 116 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:50,887 Okay. In that case, tell her to bring me something to eat, will ya? 117 00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:53,515 Double cheeseburger, large order of fries, onion rings. 118 00:09:53,626 --> 00:09:55,594 - Anything to drink? - Diet cola. 119 00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:58,186 Okay, you got it. What's the address? 120 00:09:58,297 --> 00:10:02,165 She's got me stashed at someplace called the Melrose Apartments. 121 00:10:03,302 --> 00:10:05,896 9121 Melrose. 122 00:10:06,005 --> 00:10:07,996 Apartment 303. 123 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,370 Mr. Veenhof? 124 00:10:52,551 --> 00:10:54,519 Mr. Veenhof? 125 00:12:10,596 --> 00:12:12,564 Veenhof! 126 00:12:57,409 --> 00:12:59,309 Hey! 127 00:12:59,411 --> 00:13:01,402 What do you think you're doing? 128 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:07,878 Somebody call the cops. 129 00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:10,046 He's stealing my car. 130 00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:12,716 Car thief! He's a car thief! 131 00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:21,231 Come back, you louse.! Come back with my car.! 132 00:13:31,944 --> 00:13:33,844 Hey, what's going on? 133 00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:35,846 - Veenhof? - Yeah. 134 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:40,448 What the hell did you do to my room? 135 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:42,919 Come on. It's not safe in here. 136 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,466 - Morning. - Morning. 137 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,468 What happened to your lip? 138 00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:00,095 - Racquetball. - Didn't know you played. 139 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:05,037 Laura, is there anything I should know about? 140 00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:07,544 I mean, clients, cases? 141 00:14:07,646 --> 00:14:10,774 - Not really. Why? - Oh, no reason. 142 00:14:10,883 --> 00:14:13,875 - I just thought we could have a bite to eat. That's all. - Sorry. 143 00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:15,977 Promised a friend I'd do him a favor. 144 00:14:16,088 --> 00:14:18,386 Oh, really? What sort of favor? 145 00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:22,221 Oh, it's an afternoon's work. I wouldn't want to bore you with the details. 146 00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,387 Oh, no, no, no, no. I'll just come along for the ride. 147 00:14:24,496 --> 00:14:26,396 You know- Breath of fresh air. 148 00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:28,659 Really, Mr. Steele, it's a personal matter. 149 00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:31,235 - I wouldn't want to trouble you. - Ah! No trouble. 150 00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:35,405 - There you go. - All right. 151 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,571 Follow me. Keep a sharp eye peeled. 152 00:14:43,682 --> 00:14:45,741 - What for? - Anything. Anybody. 153 00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:49,416 Oh. 154 00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:54,758 Uh-oh. 155 00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:58,592 Come on. It's not safe here. 156 00:14:58,697 --> 00:15:01,393 - How do you know? - I'm a trained investigator. 157 00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:06,097 There's death behind that door. 158 00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:21,049 This, uh, friend of yours- 159 00:15:21,153 --> 00:15:23,485 What does he do? 160 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:26,581 - He's a photographer. - Oh. 161 00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:28,592 For a newspaper? 162 00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:31,390 No, no. He has his own studio. 163 00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:34,227 - Does portraits mostly. - Ah. I see. 164 00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:37,325 Graduations, weddings, kids, dogs- that sort of thing. 165 00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:41,132 - Um, more or less. - Oh. 166 00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:46,603 Has he, uh, ever taken your photograph? 167 00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:48,737 Mine? No. Me? 168 00:15:48,847 --> 00:15:51,645 You know how camera-shy I am. 169 00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:53,718 Oh, yes. 170 00:15:53,819 --> 00:15:56,253 A veritable shrinking violet. 171 00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:58,585 Hmm. Mmm. 172 00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:07,698 Uh, this, uh, friend of yours... 173 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:11,634 wouldn't be mixed up in anything, uh, illegitimate, would he? 174 00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:14,831 Your imagination never stops, does it? 175 00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:17,738 - At the moment, it's working overtime. - All right. 176 00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:20,710 Couple of days ago, someone broke into Veenhof's studio... 177 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,008 roughed him up and demanded he turn over his files. 178 00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:25,640 - That's his name? Veenhof? - Yes. 179 00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:28,879 Luckily he was interrupted by Veenhof's next appointment. 180 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:32,048 I managed to get a line on a man who fits his description. 181 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:36,685 If it's who I think it is, we may have a mini-Watergate on our hands. 182 00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:39,559 - How so? - Ever heard of Ford Stevens? 183 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:43,396 - No. - He's the candidate for state senate... 184 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:46,232 and very likely the man I'm after. 185 00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:49,068 What's his connection with Veenhof? 186 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,233 When I find out, I'll let you know. 187 00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:03,254 Is there something you're not telling me? 188 00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,323 Whatever gave you that idea? 189 00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:08,359 Is there something you're not telling me? 190 00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:11,156 Whatever gave you that idea? 191 00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:28,103 Sit tight. I'll be back in a minute. 192 00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:47,131 We need 1,500 flyers, and I want a turkey sandwich from the deli, okay? Thank you. 193 00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:49,132 Thanks a lot. I'll check that for myself. 194 00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:51,134 Could you call the governor, please? Thank you. 195 00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:53,204 Thanks. Oh, I'll call this man. 196 00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:55,364 Could you check on that contribution? Thank you. 197 00:17:55,474 --> 00:17:58,136 Excuse me. I'd like to see Ford Stevens, please. 198 00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:02,012 Wait here. 199 00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:26,870 Fred? 200 00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:29,532 Why don't you swing around the back and let me off? 201 00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:32,371 Take a leisurely drive up to Santa Barbara. 202 00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:35,538 Have yourself a big, fat, juicy steak. 203 00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:37,877 - Thanks, Mr. Steele. - Pleasure. 204 00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:52,464 No.! No way. 205 00:18:52,564 --> 00:18:54,464 Look at the picture. 206 00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:56,761 I look like an albino. 207 00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:58,769 Make it darker. Add some color. 208 00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,998 I don't know. Just make it work. 209 00:19:01,106 --> 00:19:03,006 Yeah, right, right. I gotta go. 210 00:19:03,108 --> 00:19:05,235 What's up? 211 00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:09,379 "Laura Holt, Remington Steele Investigations"? 212 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,381 What does she want? 213 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,644 I don't know. She wants to see you. 214 00:19:13,752 --> 00:19:15,652 Uh, tell her I'm out. 215 00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:17,847 Tell her, uh- No. No. 216 00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:20,447 Tell her I'm on a campaign swing up north. 217 00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:22,584 Be in Fresno till Friday. 218 00:19:22,694 --> 00:19:24,662 Okay. 219 00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:35,829 He will return your call. Thank you. 220 00:19:47,085 --> 00:19:48,985 So? 221 00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:51,214 Stevens is campaigning up north. 222 00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:53,723 - He won't be back till Friday late. - Hmm. 223 00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:57,420 - A likely story. - Why do you say that? 224 00:19:57,529 --> 00:20:00,930 Well, obviously, from your tone of voice, you don't believe that. 225 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,263 According to his appointment book... 226 00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:05,734 Stevens has an interview with Channel 6- 227 00:20:05,837 --> 00:20:08,931 tonight at his home in Fremont Place. 228 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,009 Isn't it a wonderful feeling, Laura... 229 00:20:11,109 --> 00:20:13,077 being on the same wavelength? 230 00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:15,772 I mean, it's almost as though we can read each other's thoughts... 231 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:18,714 without actually having to articulate a thing. 232 00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:29,087 No, you- I know you'll do your best, Sergeant... 233 00:20:29,194 --> 00:20:32,493 but you've gotta understand that if my boss finds out that car has been stolen... 234 00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:34,725 I am dead meat. 235 00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:38,132 All right. Good-bye. 236 00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:52,616 Aren't those people ever in? 237 00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:54,618 Now what? 238 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,688 Oh, Miss Holt. Mr. Steele. 239 00:20:56,788 --> 00:20:59,416 Veenhof? 240 00:20:59,524 --> 00:21:01,788 Veenhof? 241 00:21:01,893 --> 00:21:04,225 - Remington Steele. How do you do? - Hiya. 242 00:21:04,329 --> 00:21:08,425 Yes, well, not quite what I'd pictured, but, well, never mind. 243 00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:10,558 Mildred, it's been a terribly long day. 244 00:21:10,669 --> 00:21:12,728 Perhaps you could fix us some cold drinks. Please, will you? 245 00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:14,738 - Right away, chief. - Thank you. 246 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,400 So, Veenhof, why don't you come and sit down? 247 00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:19,477 Miss Holt tells me... 248 00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:22,411 that you two have known each other for quite some time. 249 00:21:22,514 --> 00:21:25,415 Oh, well, yeah. I guess about three- 250 00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:27,815 Years... now. 251 00:21:29,187 --> 00:21:31,087 - That long? - Mm-hmm. 252 00:21:31,189 --> 00:21:33,521 - Uh-huh. - I understand you're a photographer. 253 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:36,389 Well, yeah. Yeah. What I do is boudoir photog- 254 00:21:39,064 --> 00:21:40,964 "... raphy. " 255 00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:45,435 "Boudoir photog... raphy"? 256 00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:47,437 Hmm. 257 00:21:47,539 --> 00:21:50,269 Mildred, I'll give you a hand with the drinks, shall I? 258 00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:56,446 - What happened? - Somebody tore the room apart. 259 00:21:56,548 --> 00:21:59,608 - Whatever you do, don't tell him you took my picture. - Why not? 260 00:21:59,718 --> 00:22:01,913 I wouldn't want him to get the wrong idea. 261 00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:05,387 I don't know what game our taciturn colleague is playing. 262 00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:08,755 I've given her enough opportunity to fess up, and she hasn't said a word. 263 00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:10,794 - You know those two F.B.I. guys? - Mm-hmm? 264 00:22:10,896 --> 00:22:12,796 They came to Veenhof's apartment. 265 00:22:12,898 --> 00:22:14,798 I barely got him out in time. 266 00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:16,800 Mmm. Like a bad head cold, those two. 267 00:22:16,902 --> 00:22:19,666 Hard to shake off. 268 00:22:19,771 --> 00:22:23,400 By the way, Mildred, where's the Auburn? 269 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:25,908 Uh, in the shop. 270 00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:28,605 It has, uh, sticky lifters. 271 00:22:28,714 --> 00:22:30,614 Again? 272 00:22:31,717 --> 00:22:34,584 So, tell me. 273 00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:39,214 What exactly is this boudoir photography? 274 00:22:39,324 --> 00:22:42,259 Well, it's only the hottest new craze to sweep the country. 275 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,261 Women- and I'm talking housewives... 276 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:46,422 I'm talking secretaries, I'm talking teachers- 277 00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:48,897 taking Playmate-style pictures. 278 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:53,437 These women actually pay you to photograph them in the nude? 279 00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:56,234 Well, uh, yes and no. 280 00:22:56,341 --> 00:22:59,777 I mean, most of them come in not expecting to do any real nudity... 281 00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:02,904 you know, but, uh, couple of glasses of wine... 282 00:23:03,014 --> 00:23:05,380 Oh. 283 00:23:05,484 --> 00:23:07,782 little slide show of some of the previous clients... 284 00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:10,719 and next thing you know, these women are, well... 285 00:23:10,822 --> 00:23:13,120 getting into the real arty stuff. 286 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:16,058 Well, I'm sure we all find this very fascinating... 287 00:23:16,161 --> 00:23:18,891 but, uh, we've got to go. 288 00:23:18,997 --> 00:23:21,864 With any luck, this case will be wrapped up by tonight. 289 00:23:21,967 --> 00:23:24,060 Thank heavens for that. 290 00:23:24,169 --> 00:23:27,070 Next thing you know, he'll be wanting to take your picture. 291 00:23:53,532 --> 00:23:55,500 Check upstairs. 292 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:07,537 - Mildred, when I'm behind that camera, sex never- 293 00:24:07,646 --> 00:24:10,410 - Who is it? - F.B.I. Open up. 294 00:24:12,484 --> 00:24:14,418 Get- 295 00:24:21,426 --> 00:24:24,452 - You got a warrant this time? - Hey! 296 00:24:24,563 --> 00:24:27,396 How are ya? 297 00:24:27,499 --> 00:24:30,059 Okay, Veenhof, let's move it. 298 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:37,775 He offered me 20 grand for my files. 299 00:24:37,876 --> 00:24:40,003 Told me he's a talent agent. 300 00:24:40,111 --> 00:24:42,045 He's no agent- not even from the F.B.I. 301 00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:44,047 - How do you know? - That gun- 302 00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:45,878 - What about it? - It's not government issue. 303 00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:47,918 - What? - Come on. 304 00:24:48,019 --> 00:24:50,988 Come on! It's not safe here. 305 00:25:10,775 --> 00:25:12,743 Oh, that's fine. Thank you very much. 306 00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:15,711 Mr. Steele, Miss Holt- Please. 307 00:25:15,814 --> 00:25:18,214 I just don't have time to deal with you right now. 308 00:25:18,316 --> 00:25:20,876 I'm right in the middle of my campaign. I'm a very busy man. 309 00:25:20,986 --> 00:25:25,423 I'm sure the news media would enjoy hearing just how busy, Mr. Stevens. 310 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:29,620 Breaking and entering, extortion, assault and battery- 311 00:25:29,728 --> 00:25:31,719 quite an agenda. 312 00:25:31,830 --> 00:25:36,699 I say, what does the name Douglas Veenhof mean to you? 313 00:25:38,336 --> 00:25:40,896 All right. 314 00:25:41,006 --> 00:25:43,440 I'll tell you exactly how it happened. 315 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,442 But you have to understand something. 316 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:48,240 My whole life is invested in this campaign. 317 00:25:48,346 --> 00:25:51,474 This house, my kids' future, pension plan- 318 00:25:51,583 --> 00:25:54,143 - The risk is enormous. - We're all ears. 319 00:25:56,354 --> 00:25:58,254 It's my wife. 320 00:25:58,356 --> 00:26:00,415 She, uh- 321 00:26:00,525 --> 00:26:02,425 Excuse me. 322 00:26:10,602 --> 00:26:12,763 Ohh! 323 00:26:12,871 --> 00:26:15,704 Bedside Babe- Babes. 324 00:26:16,808 --> 00:26:18,776 Page 27. 325 00:26:22,213 --> 00:26:24,113 Uh, your wife? 326 00:26:24,215 --> 00:26:27,616 No. Lucille Bascom, our next-door neighbor. 327 00:26:27,719 --> 00:26:29,880 She and Emily- that's my wife- 328 00:26:29,988 --> 00:26:32,115 went down to this... 329 00:26:32,223 --> 00:26:35,386 boudoir photographer and had all these damn pictures taken. 330 00:26:35,493 --> 00:26:38,394 Hell, when she first showed them to me, I was flattered. 331 00:26:38,496 --> 00:26:41,431 In fact, it was kind of a turn-on. 332 00:26:42,867 --> 00:26:45,199 We've been married a long time. 333 00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:49,199 Then I saw this. 334 00:26:49,307 --> 00:26:52,174 Are you saying Douglas Veenhof took this picture? 335 00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:54,177 Yes, that's why I wanted his files. 336 00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:56,213 Can you imagine what it would do to my campaign... 337 00:26:56,314 --> 00:26:58,282 if my wife ended up in a smut magazine like this? 338 00:26:58,383 --> 00:27:00,749 Well, I don't think there's much chance of that, Mr. Stevens. 339 00:27:00,852 --> 00:27:05,289 Your wife would have to sign a release before Veenhof could sell her pictures. 340 00:27:05,390 --> 00:27:08,018 Lucille didn't sign any release. 341 00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:10,720 Are you certain? 342 00:27:10,829 --> 00:27:13,354 Of course. Don't be absurd. 343 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:15,956 Those pictures were meant for her husband's eyes only. 344 00:27:16,067 --> 00:27:18,160 - Mm-mmm. - As were mine. 345 00:27:18,269 --> 00:27:22,729 I can see your predicament, Mr. Stevens, but the question is- 346 00:27:27,012 --> 00:27:30,413 What's the question? 347 00:27:32,784 --> 00:27:35,048 - Uh- - Uh, the question is... 348 00:27:35,153 --> 00:27:38,714 what are we going to do about Veenhof and this trash? 349 00:27:40,158 --> 00:27:43,787 It's already- It's already on the local newsstands. 350 00:27:45,697 --> 00:27:49,098 - Probably hundreds throughout the city. - Thousands across the country. 351 00:27:51,336 --> 00:27:53,304 Mr. Stevens- 352 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:57,699 If we promise to deliver your wife's negatives to you... 353 00:27:57,809 --> 00:28:00,277 will you leave Veenhof alone? 354 00:28:00,378 --> 00:28:02,505 Absolutely. 355 00:28:02,614 --> 00:28:05,674 - We'll get right on it. - And don't worry about Veenhof. 356 00:28:05,784 --> 00:28:07,945 I have a feeling he's gonna get what's coming to him. 357 00:28:08,053 --> 00:28:11,386 I hope so. Uh, Miss Holt- 358 00:28:11,489 --> 00:28:13,389 I have the funny feeling... 359 00:28:13,491 --> 00:28:15,391 I've seen you somewhere before. 360 00:28:15,493 --> 00:28:17,188 - No, I don't think so. - Wait. Wait a minute. 361 00:28:17,295 --> 00:28:20,560 - It'll come to me. - Ford never forgets a face. 362 00:28:20,665 --> 00:28:23,361 Oh, photographic memory, eh? 363 00:28:28,506 --> 00:28:30,531 Century Plaza Hotel- 364 00:28:30,642 --> 00:28:33,372 Presidential primary, 1984. 365 00:28:33,478 --> 00:28:36,606 You were wearing some sort of... 366 00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:38,683 provocative gown. 367 00:28:47,859 --> 00:28:51,625 Provocative gown? Presidential primary? 368 00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:53,630 Where was I? 369 00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:55,723 Mind on the case, Mr. Steele. 370 00:28:55,834 --> 00:28:57,734 We may have gotten Veenhof off the hook with Stevens... 371 00:28:57,836 --> 00:28:59,895 but he's not off the hook with me. 372 00:29:00,004 --> 00:29:03,565 Obviously, he neglected to tell you he was peddling his pictures on the side. 373 00:29:03,675 --> 00:29:05,768 I'm gonna ring his fat, greasy neck. 374 00:29:05,877 --> 00:29:08,641 Oh, Laura, you're taking this awfully personally. 375 00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:11,773 After all, it's not as though you were between those pages- 376 00:29:11,883 --> 00:29:13,942 I mean, the object of desire... 377 00:29:14,052 --> 00:29:16,179 for every slobbering pervert... 378 00:29:16,287 --> 00:29:18,847 every sex-starved marine... 379 00:29:18,957 --> 00:29:21,983 every convict on death row who wishes to kind of- 380 00:29:22,093 --> 00:29:24,755 Mr. Steele, please. I've got a headache. 381 00:29:25,864 --> 00:29:28,264 All right. All right. 382 00:29:36,341 --> 00:29:38,400 All right, Veenhof. 383 00:29:40,145 --> 00:29:42,079 Mildred? 384 00:29:44,315 --> 00:29:48,046 Veenhof's wanderlust is beginning to annoy me. 385 00:29:49,654 --> 00:29:52,214 I'm gonna find that creep and bury him. 386 00:29:56,661 --> 00:29:59,391 What do you mean, Tijuana? 387 00:29:59,497 --> 00:30:01,727 What spare parts? 388 00:30:01,833 --> 00:30:03,892 No, no, list- No, listen to me. 389 00:30:04,002 --> 00:30:07,233 I don't care if you've got 5,000 stolen cars on your books. 390 00:30:07,338 --> 00:30:09,568 I have got to have that Auburn back. 391 00:30:09,674 --> 00:30:12,370 When? Yesterday was too late. 392 00:30:13,511 --> 00:30:15,411 You hungry? 393 00:30:15,513 --> 00:30:17,447 How could you think of food at a time like this? 394 00:30:17,549 --> 00:30:19,915 We have killers on our tail and no wheels. 395 00:30:20,018 --> 00:30:23,078 Yeah, I know, but if I'm gonna die, it might as well be on a full stomach. 396 00:30:23,188 --> 00:30:25,088 Oh, please, don't whine. 397 00:30:25,190 --> 00:30:27,590 You make me wish I was dead. 398 00:30:27,692 --> 00:30:29,922 You got something against me or something? 399 00:30:30,028 --> 00:30:31,996 You've been putting me down all day. 400 00:30:32,096 --> 00:30:34,428 - It's your job. - What about it? 401 00:30:34,532 --> 00:30:39,265 - It stinks. - Oh, hey, look, Mildred, let me tell you something. 402 00:30:39,370 --> 00:30:42,771 When I was maybe five... 403 00:30:42,874 --> 00:30:45,274 my dad bought me my first camera. 404 00:30:45,376 --> 00:30:50,780 It was an old box kind of thing with a great big lens, worn leather case... 405 00:30:50,882 --> 00:30:53,146 but I loved that camera. 406 00:30:53,251 --> 00:30:55,151 He was an illustrator- My dad. 407 00:30:55,253 --> 00:30:57,153 Worked in advertising. 408 00:30:57,255 --> 00:31:00,782 And his father was a sculptor. 409 00:31:00,892 --> 00:31:04,555 Well- mostly he was a farmer... 410 00:31:04,662 --> 00:31:07,096 but he loved to sculpt the ice in the wintertime. 411 00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:11,066 - What about your mother? - She believed in me. 412 00:31:11,169 --> 00:31:13,831 I wouldn't be doing this boudoir stuff... 413 00:31:13,938 --> 00:31:17,135 if I could sell my serious pictures, Mildred. 414 00:31:18,476 --> 00:31:21,070 You don't believe me, do you? 415 00:31:22,146 --> 00:31:24,046 Maybe I can make us a pot of coffee. 416 00:31:24,148 --> 00:31:27,311 Could tide us over. Maybe a cookie? 417 00:31:27,418 --> 00:31:30,046 You go too far. 418 00:31:40,031 --> 00:31:42,591 Let's call it a night, shall we? 419 00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:45,760 Pick up the scent in the morning. 420 00:31:54,212 --> 00:31:57,340 You're becoming a regular fixture around here, aren't you? 421 00:31:57,448 --> 00:32:00,076 - You know him? - Passing acquaintance. 422 00:32:00,184 --> 00:32:03,779 I can't afford to be a nice guy anymore, Veenhof. I want those files. 423 00:32:03,888 --> 00:32:08,154 - He isn't Veenhof. - Uh-huh. 424 00:32:08,259 --> 00:32:11,126 Uh, I think before you start anything, I should tell you... 425 00:32:11,229 --> 00:32:13,959 there is an F.B.I. agent right behind you. 426 00:32:14,065 --> 00:32:16,192 You know him too? 427 00:32:32,383 --> 00:32:34,283 How do you know that guy? 428 00:32:34,385 --> 00:32:36,615 He came to the office this morning. 429 00:32:36,721 --> 00:32:39,815 The F.B.I. came to our office, and you didn't tell me? 430 00:32:39,924 --> 00:32:43,860 You came down here to this studio and didn't tell me? 431 00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:46,226 I would have, but I was too busy trying to figure out... 432 00:32:46,331 --> 00:32:48,822 what it was that you weren't telling me. 433 00:32:48,933 --> 00:32:51,959 You knew that picture was in that magazine all along, didn't you? 434 00:32:52,070 --> 00:32:54,129 - You-You- - "Sly devil"? 435 00:32:54,238 --> 00:32:56,638 - Pervert! - Pervert? 436 00:32:56,741 --> 00:33:00,404 Your picture appears in a porno magazine, and I'm the pervert? 437 00:33:00,511 --> 00:33:03,742 It isn't my picture. Oh! 438 00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:32,609 Yeah. Forget Veenhof. I found him. 439 00:33:37,448 --> 00:33:40,076 - Mildred.! - Mmm! 440 00:33:40,184 --> 00:33:42,584 Oh, Miss Holt. Thank God you're here. 441 00:33:42,687 --> 00:33:44,882 - You know those F.B.I. agents, boss? - Mm-hmm. 442 00:33:44,989 --> 00:33:47,583 They're as phony as three-dollar bills. 443 00:33:47,692 --> 00:33:50,252 - Ow. - I've got just two words for you. 444 00:33:50,361 --> 00:33:52,261 - "Bedside Babes. " - Uh-oh. 445 00:33:52,363 --> 00:33:55,093 I have never felt more humiliated... 446 00:33:55,199 --> 00:33:58,259 more ashamed or more violated in my life! 447 00:33:58,369 --> 00:34:01,532 Whatever possessed you to put my face on that picture? 448 00:34:04,142 --> 00:34:06,201 I needed the money. 449 00:34:06,310 --> 00:34:08,210 You needed the money? 450 00:34:08,312 --> 00:34:10,872 Yeah. Well- 451 00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:13,314 You know, see, I had this great deal going... 452 00:34:13,418 --> 00:34:15,386 with a magazine in Ohio. 453 00:34:15,486 --> 00:34:18,114 They buy my pictures, no questions asked. 454 00:34:18,222 --> 00:34:21,385 I never dreamed anybody'd find out. You know what I'm saying? 455 00:34:21,492 --> 00:34:24,984 I'm talking Ohio. Anyway- 456 00:34:25,096 --> 00:34:28,395 See, I had this great shot of a gal who's got the body of Venus de Milo. 457 00:34:28,499 --> 00:34:31,332 Unfortunately, she's got the face of Buster Keaton. 458 00:34:33,838 --> 00:34:37,569 Uh, so you did a little darkroom magic... 459 00:34:37,675 --> 00:34:41,406 and you put Miss Holt's face on another woman's body. 460 00:34:41,512 --> 00:34:44,913 You got it. It's called digital retouching. It is the latest thing. 461 00:34:45,016 --> 00:34:46,984 You should see the shots I've got... 462 00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:49,178 of U.F.O. s flying through San Francisco. 463 00:34:50,855 --> 00:34:53,016 All right, Veenhof, let's start at the beginning. 464 00:34:53,124 --> 00:34:55,024 Aside from Ford Stevens... 465 00:34:55,126 --> 00:34:57,321 did anyone else threaten you for your files? 466 00:34:57,428 --> 00:34:59,953 You mean besides my clients' husbands? 467 00:35:02,633 --> 00:35:04,863 Jealousy. 468 00:35:04,969 --> 00:35:07,199 Mr. Steele... 469 00:35:07,305 --> 00:35:10,536 - jealousy is an epidemic in this country. - Oh. 470 00:35:10,641 --> 00:35:12,700 An epidemic! 471 00:35:12,810 --> 00:35:15,244 I mean, most of these guys just love the pictures of their wives. 472 00:35:15,346 --> 00:35:17,314 You know, but then it occurs to them... 473 00:35:17,415 --> 00:35:20,043 somebody had to take these pictures. 474 00:35:20,151 --> 00:35:22,051 Now they freak out. 475 00:35:22,153 --> 00:35:24,986 One guy actually threatened to bash my head in with a golf club. 476 00:35:25,089 --> 00:35:28,286 - What did he look like? - I don't know. I talked to him on the phone. 477 00:35:28,392 --> 00:35:30,292 The man at the studio? 478 00:35:30,394 --> 00:35:32,294 Possibly, possibly. Anyone else? 479 00:35:32,396 --> 00:35:36,332 Well, those two guys that said they were talent agents. 480 00:35:36,434 --> 00:35:39,403 He means those F.B.I. guys. They offered him 20 grand for his files. 481 00:35:39,504 --> 00:35:41,472 - And? - Are you kiddin'? 482 00:35:41,572 --> 00:35:44,973 I jumped at it. But before I could get anything together- 483 00:35:45,076 --> 00:35:47,567 my filing system is not exactly up-to-date- 484 00:35:47,678 --> 00:35:50,238 guys started pouring out of the woodwork. 485 00:35:50,348 --> 00:35:52,282 I realized, "Hey... 486 00:35:52,383 --> 00:35:55,079 I'm not gonna get a chance to spend my 20,000 bucks. " 487 00:35:55,186 --> 00:35:57,279 So when you suggested maybe I should hole up... 488 00:35:57,388 --> 00:36:00,016 until you get things straightened out, I jumped at that too. 489 00:36:00,124 --> 00:36:02,388 What's in those files that makes them so valuable? 490 00:36:02,493 --> 00:36:05,758 I don't know. Names, addresses. Maybe negatives. 491 00:36:05,863 --> 00:36:10,027 How many other pictures did you sell to Bedside Babes? 492 00:36:10,134 --> 00:36:13,001 I don't know. Couple, maybe. 493 00:36:17,141 --> 00:36:19,371 Which couple? 494 00:36:19,477 --> 00:36:24,210 - Theory, Miss Holt? - The common denominator here seems to be that magazine. 495 00:36:24,315 --> 00:36:27,045 The phony F.B.I. came looking for me to get to Veenhof... 496 00:36:27,151 --> 00:36:29,745 to get to somebody whose picture is in that magazine. 497 00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:31,913 - Yeah, but who? - Her. 498 00:36:33,724 --> 00:36:35,624 Do you remember her name? 499 00:36:35,726 --> 00:36:37,626 Uh, no. 500 00:36:37,728 --> 00:36:39,628 Bet you it's in my files though. 501 00:36:39,730 --> 00:36:41,925 Well, let's just hope we can get to them before they do. 502 00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:44,024 Now come on. 503 00:36:54,645 --> 00:36:56,579 You're the one with the connections, Sal. 504 00:36:56,681 --> 00:36:58,649 Use them to trace the license number. 505 00:36:58,749 --> 00:37:00,649 And, Sal- Make it snappy. 506 00:37:00,751 --> 00:37:03,151 He knows we're on to him. 507 00:37:05,623 --> 00:37:07,557 - Want anything? - Yeah. 508 00:37:07,658 --> 00:37:10,855 - Get me a ham and cheese, no mayo and a little mustard. - All right. 509 00:37:10,962 --> 00:37:14,090 - And see if they can warm it up for me. - Okay. 510 00:37:24,976 --> 00:37:27,410 I thought you said you knew where everything was. 511 00:37:27,511 --> 00:37:29,411 I do. It's right here. 512 00:37:29,513 --> 00:37:32,676 If the prices ever go down, I'd like to put all this on a computer someday. 513 00:37:32,783 --> 00:37:34,717 - Hmm. - I pity the computer. 514 00:37:34,819 --> 00:37:38,983 - Aha. Bingo. - Hey, that's her. 515 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:40,990 Who is she? 516 00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:43,788 Eileen Fitzgerald, care of Castle Rock... 517 00:37:43,894 --> 00:37:46,727 - 12312 Victory Boulevard. - Castle Rock? 518 00:37:46,831 --> 00:37:48,822 Oh, yeah. Miniature golf course out in the Valley. 519 00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:51,561 - Now I remember her. - Hmm. 520 00:37:51,669 --> 00:37:54,229 - Home address? - Nope. 521 00:37:54,338 --> 00:37:56,898 Well, we'll see if Mildred can dig one up. 522 00:37:57,008 --> 00:37:58,908 Okay. 523 00:38:01,345 --> 00:38:03,609 Ha. Leave a mess. 524 00:38:05,216 --> 00:38:07,241 "Not available. " 525 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:10,186 "Not available. " 526 00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:13,189 "Not available. " Not available. 527 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:15,350 She's got less of a past than Mr. Steele. 528 00:38:15,459 --> 00:38:17,359 Laura, where's the agency's gun? 529 00:38:17,461 --> 00:38:19,929 Uh, in the drawer, I think. 530 00:38:23,467 --> 00:38:25,697 - Excuse me. - Pardon me. 531 00:38:25,803 --> 00:38:28,033 What kind of a person has no driver's license... 532 00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:30,733 no Social Security number, no birth certificate? 533 00:38:30,841 --> 00:38:34,208 - No record of their existence whatsoever. - Hide in Plain Sight. 534 00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:35,677 - A murderer. - A bigamist. 535 00:38:35,780 --> 00:38:38,647 - Embezzler. - We could be looking for anyone. 536 00:38:38,749 --> 00:38:41,047 - Yeah, but who? - James Caan, Jill Eikenberry. 537 00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:43,712 - Who? - United Artists, 1979. 538 00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:46,381 Caan's ex-wife was married to a two-bit felon who testified against the mob. 539 00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:48,685 The F.B.I. gave him a new identity- 540 00:38:48,793 --> 00:38:51,557 Whole family disappears. Much like our gun, actually. 541 00:38:53,664 --> 00:38:56,224 Don't quote me, Mildred, but he may be onto something. 542 00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:59,963 See what you can dig up on the Federal Witness Protection Program. 543 00:39:15,119 --> 00:39:17,178 Some, uh- Somebody hire a P.I.? 544 00:39:17,288 --> 00:39:19,256 Shh! 545 00:39:21,459 --> 00:39:24,019 - Found the bullets.! - Found the gun. 546 00:39:24,128 --> 00:39:26,289 And I've found that the best place to go... 547 00:39:26,397 --> 00:39:28,365 with a problem like yours is the police. 548 00:39:28,466 --> 00:39:31,697 Maybe somebody at Castle Rock can give us a line on Eileen Fitzgerald. 549 00:39:31,802 --> 00:39:35,533 Yeah, Hide in Plain Sight- That was brilliant, Mr. Steele. 550 00:39:35,639 --> 00:39:37,698 Not brilliant really. Bit dull actually. 551 00:39:37,808 --> 00:39:40,299 Not a bad idea though, eh? 552 00:39:40,411 --> 00:39:42,311 Eh. 553 00:39:42,413 --> 00:39:45,041 It's a 1936 supercharged Speedster. 554 00:39:45,149 --> 00:39:47,049 License plate: "Auburn 1." 555 00:39:47,151 --> 00:39:49,915 So, uh, why do you want me to find it? You're a P.I. firm. 556 00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:52,545 Yeah, but we're a big P.I. firm. 557 00:39:52,656 --> 00:39:55,523 Stolen cars are small potatoes. 558 00:39:57,828 --> 00:40:00,592 - You got 24 hours. - Hold the elevator.! 559 00:40:02,833 --> 00:40:05,063 Keep an eye on Veenhof, Mildred. 560 00:40:24,688 --> 00:40:26,588 Yeah? 561 00:40:26,690 --> 00:40:28,590 What's that? 562 00:40:28,692 --> 00:40:31,593 Miniature golf? Are you sure? 563 00:40:31,695 --> 00:40:33,595 Okay. All right. 564 00:40:33,697 --> 00:40:35,722 What's the address? 565 00:40:38,369 --> 00:40:40,428 Yeah. 566 00:40:40,538 --> 00:40:42,597 Okay. Thanks. 567 00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:57,619 What time is it? 568 00:40:57,721 --> 00:41:01,452 - We got about five minutes. - It's ironic- 569 00:41:01,559 --> 00:41:03,857 All this trouble to hide from them... 570 00:41:03,961 --> 00:41:05,986 and we turn up right under their noses. 571 00:41:06,096 --> 00:41:09,065 You didn't know Veenhof was gonna sell your pictures to that magazine. 572 00:41:09,166 --> 00:41:13,569 I know. Look, I've been through this a hundred times, Michael. 573 00:41:13,671 --> 00:41:15,730 I never should have had those pictures taken. 574 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,240 Eileen, regardless of what's happened... 575 00:41:18,342 --> 00:41:21,072 those pictures are the best birthday present you've ever given me. 576 00:41:23,180 --> 00:41:25,410 Michael- 577 00:41:25,516 --> 00:41:27,916 If I hadn't testified... 578 00:41:28,018 --> 00:41:30,987 - none of this would have happened to you, and- - Hey. 579 00:41:31,088 --> 00:41:33,716 You're my wife. I love you. 580 00:41:33,824 --> 00:41:36,418 We're in this together. 581 00:41:36,527 --> 00:41:39,257 It could be worse. We could be at your mother's. 582 00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:54,834 All right. It's business as usual. 583 00:41:54,945 --> 00:41:58,437 We get the money, we sign for it, just like we do every week. 584 00:41:58,549 --> 00:42:00,517 As soon as they're gone, we're out of here. 585 00:42:00,618 --> 00:42:02,518 Where to? 586 00:42:02,620 --> 00:42:05,248 As far as we can get on $5,000 and change. 587 00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:07,847 - We could call the number. - No. 588 00:42:09,493 --> 00:42:12,053 No, it'll just be the same thing all over again- 589 00:42:12,162 --> 00:42:14,630 New name, new town, new job. 590 00:42:15,833 --> 00:42:18,893 No. From now on, we're on our own. 591 00:43:47,791 --> 00:43:49,691 Come on! 592 00:43:57,635 --> 00:43:59,728 This way. 593 00:45:37,901 --> 00:45:41,598 Oh! Oh, Michael! Oh, my God! 594 00:45:41,705 --> 00:45:43,605 Michael! 595 00:46:04,161 --> 00:46:06,857 Look, if there's anything I can do to make it up to you- 596 00:46:06,964 --> 00:46:09,455 It's not me you're in the doghouse with, mate. 597 00:46:09,566 --> 00:46:11,466 Any advice? 598 00:46:11,568 --> 00:46:15,868 Well, put it in drive and pray you never cross her path again. 599 00:46:15,973 --> 00:46:18,203 - Good advice. - Okay. Take care. 600 00:46:18,308 --> 00:46:20,708 You know, boss, I didn't do bad on this one. 601 00:46:20,811 --> 00:46:23,245 You have a keen nose for fraud, Mildred. 602 00:46:23,347 --> 00:46:25,815 - Always a good asset. - Does that mean you're proud of me? 603 00:46:25,916 --> 00:46:29,181 Well, if it hadn't been for your persistent shuffling of Veenhof from place to place... 604 00:46:29,286 --> 00:46:31,720 the phony F.B.I. would have grabbed him. 605 00:46:31,822 --> 00:46:34,484 The poor old Fitzgeralds would be dead ducks. 606 00:46:47,271 --> 00:46:49,171 I found your car. 607 00:46:50,774 --> 00:46:53,538 Speaking of dead ducks- 608 00:47:06,957 --> 00:47:10,358 I suppose you're wondering why I went to Veenhof in the first place. 609 00:47:10,460 --> 00:47:12,758 The thought had crossed my mind. 610 00:47:12,863 --> 00:47:15,297 It all started innocently enough. 611 00:47:15,399 --> 00:47:17,867 I needed a portrait for the alumni journal and- 612 00:47:17,968 --> 00:47:20,095 Of course you did. 613 00:47:20,204 --> 00:47:22,104 You see? That's what I mean. 614 00:47:22,206 --> 00:47:24,868 That's exactly why I didn't come to you about this in the first place. 615 00:47:24,975 --> 00:47:27,375 I needed a portrait. He took a portrait. 616 00:47:27,477 --> 00:47:30,139 I didn't know anything about Veenhof's boudoir business... 617 00:47:30,247 --> 00:47:32,681 until he came to me with his problem. 618 00:47:34,785 --> 00:47:37,754 - The alumni journal, eh? - Perfectly legitimate. 619 00:47:38,989 --> 00:47:40,957 Oh. Well, the alumni... 620 00:47:41,058 --> 00:47:43,549 are gonna be delighted with this, aren't they? 621 00:47:43,599 --> 00:47:48,149 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0